I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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