when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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