i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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