I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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