she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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