someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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