I just pynch a tree in the face
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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