I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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