Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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