Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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