i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
third nipple confirmed
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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