so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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