i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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