Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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