my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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