OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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