the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
handjob tips. give me some.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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