I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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