so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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