I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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