He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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