Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
