evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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