did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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