Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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