Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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