You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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