I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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