He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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