ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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