I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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