I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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