her vagine was all disorganized.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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