it wasn't lemon gatorade
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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