i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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