Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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