i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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