I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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