it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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