In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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