i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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