If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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