May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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