Jerry, you need to find god
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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