I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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