We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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