i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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