The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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