But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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