Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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