im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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