It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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