The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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