she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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